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djdmt

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 25 May 2005 15:41   xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx   
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Most Frequent Answers heard by both DJ's and Customers....

1. No it's not Techno.
2. No I don't have Techno.
3. You want Techno? Sorry, I "Techno" requests.
4. I'm already playing Usher right now!
5. No I won't play Yeah again.
6. Ok, I'll play it later.
7. No I will not keep your purse behind the booth.
8. No I will not keep your coat behind the booth.
9. Sure, you're welcome in the booth!
10. If nobody wants to listen to this then who's all on the dance floor?
11. I know it's Wednesday, but sorry I only work here, and I only prefer women.
12. Do you have any hiphop?
13. Got any Slayer?
14. here play this: *hands me out a CD* song four please
15. whens the hiphop dj gonna play again?
16. can you play the song that goes like: " ohh-ahh ohh-ahh?"
17. I dont like you, you dont play hiphop....
18. TURN YOUR GAINS DOWN!!! (points to the db level meter, which has fully gone in red)
19. Im a dj, not an anouncer
20. I dont play cheesy songs
21. Your too drunk to request and dance
22. Trance is...
23. this isn't a rave
24. Are you girls SURE you're 18?
25. can you play that song....you know.....the one with the music in it??
26. Don't touch the.... (fill in most expensive part of the setup)
27. No i'm not putting a beat on so you can freestyle
28. Keep your drink away from the equipment.
29. I just played that song a few records ago.
30. I'm sorry you missed it but i'm not playing it next.
31. Yes i do know what im doing!
32. No, I don't have Gwen Stefani - Holla Back Girl
33. "No i wont play it again as you came in halfway through it"
34. "No I cant get you free drinks"
35. "No I wont tell someone you love them on the mic"

sorry, theres more than 10 here.

[ djdmt - 25 May 2005 15:30 ]

babybloo

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 25 May 2005 15:43   xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx   
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Re: Most Frequent Answers Club DJ's Say To Customers

these seem liek questions the DJ would be getting..not answers....


12. Do you have any hiphop?
13. Got any Slayer?
14. here play this: *hands me out a CD* song four please
15. whens the hiphop dj gonna play again?
16. can you play the song that goes like: " ohh-ahh ohh-ahh?"
17. I dont like you, you dont play hiphop....
18. TURN YOUR GAINS DOWN!!! (points to the db level meter, which has fully gone in red)

djdmt

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 25 May 2005 15:46   xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx   
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Re: Most Frequent Answers heard by both DJ's and Customers..

Most Frequent Answers heard by both DJ's and Customers....

i mean to say.....

 

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