spek random title
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6 Oct 2008 14:53 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Chuck Norris*
Chuck Norris is soo badass he kicked the Sun's ass at a Staring Contest.
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spek random title
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6 Oct 2008 14:54 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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aero hardcore
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6 Oct 2008 14:55 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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CHUCK'08
and it doesnt get any more american 'than' spelling errors too. hahahaha
god bless our country! |
rastevefari random title
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6 Oct 2008 15:07 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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awesome!
[ rastevefari - 6 Oct 2008 15:07 ] |
spek random title
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6 Oct 2008 15:10 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Did you know that when Chuck Norris does a push up, he's not getting pushed away from the world... he's pushing the WORLD away from HIM! |
spek random title
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6 Oct 2008 15:12 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird!! |
dtraxx random title
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6 Oct 2008 15:16 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Hahaha
Chuck Norris's tears have been known to cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.
The Boogie Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed. |
spek random title
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6 Oct 2008 15:19 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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hahah
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom,
because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. |
spek random title
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6 Oct 2008 15:22 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Chuck noris doesn't sleep...he waits |
chucknorris js regular
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6 Oct 2008 15:40 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Chuck Norris has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLshiat!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Chuck ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas. |
joshmayhem internet junkie
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6 Oct 2008 15:45 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Chuck Norris has no control button on his computer because Chuck Norris is always in control. |
joshmayhem internet junkie
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6 Oct 2008 15:46 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter. |
spek random title
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6 Oct 2008 16:43 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Hahahahah!!!
There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them. |
spek random title
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6 Oct 2008 16:44 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Superman only has two weeknesses. Kryptonite and a round house kick from Chuck Norris. |
spek random title
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6 Oct 2008 16:45 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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scooba random title
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7 Oct 2008 09:30 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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thepoet neptune mommy
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7 Oct 2008 10:00 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood he declines the syringe and asks for a handgun and a bucket. |
spek random title
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7 Oct 2008 10:07 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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hahahah ^^^ |
shawnliu js regular
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7 Oct 2008 11:13 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody. |
ills**tkid js user
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7 Oct 2008 11:17 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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You can recharge your cell phone by rubbing it against his beard. |
kellyd hardcore
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7 Oct 2008 11:23 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Chuck Norris doesnt have bad dreams.....
Bad dreams have Chuck Norris..... |
spek random title
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7 Oct 2008 11:40 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Re: Chuck Norris*
Chuck Norris must've been a pretty strong baby to climb out of the abortion bin. |
